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We Have A Surplus, Mr President

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Mr President, I’ve just got the latest figures from downstairs, and we’re better off than we thought.

How better off?

Well, we have a surplus of $40 billion.

Forty billion, are you sure?

Yes, Mr President. 

What do you propose we do with it?

Well, I’ve done some quick calculations, and I’ve come up with the following:

$2 billion to secure the Southern Border.

We have an urgent shortage of baby formula, so I suggest we spend $3 billion on acquiring more and on investing in firms to produce more domestically.

Half a billion to each of the fifty states to house the homeless, prioritising families, then the under 25s, then women.

$5 billion to invest in new, clean technologies, this will create thousands of new, high paying jobs without damaging the current oil, coal and gas industries.

That will leave us with $5 billion. What do you think, President?

Thank you, Jackson, leave it to me.

Yes, Mr President.

Goodbye Jackson.

Er, yes Mr President, goodbye.

Hello, Karine, tell the press we’re sending $40 billion in aid to Ukraine. We must get our priorities right.

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